Baby, You Can Ride My Shoe
We’re old enough to remember when stores would have things out front for kids to ride on or in—horses, cars, pigs—but a shoe? This one lived out in front of a children’s clothing store, so it sort of makes sense. Who knows? Maybe things like this could make a comeback—a big fish to ride on … Read More
Pee Wee’s Not So Big Adventure
Just in time for the 35th anniversary of “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”, we found the man himself! Overall he’s in great shape. The only downside is that his pull string voice box doesn’t really work. Thankfully, one of us does a pretty good Pee Wee impression so we can get him to say whatever we … Read More
Cookie Monk
Fun fact: Originally it was going to say “Thou shalt not steal because I already stole all the cookies and ate them all and that’s why I have this silly sugar-high induced grin on my face and the only thing that will fit me anymore is this gunnysack-lookin’ robe with a rope for a belt.” … Read More
Spice It Up!
Looking for another couple to help spice things up at home? We found ‘em! And they work cheap—$5 gets you all you can handle! 🤣