Fun fact: Originally it was going to say “Thou shalt not steal because I already stole all the cookies and ate them all and that’s why I have this silly sugar-high induced grin on my face and the only thing that will fit me anymore is this gunnysack-lookin’ robe with a rope for a belt.”
So would it still be considered stealing if you’re the one who bought the cookies and put them there in the first place?